So three weeks of intensive counseling and the Rev. Ted Haggard is "completely heterosexual" says Ted in the Denver Post. Wow, and "counselors" thought it could take five years to "restore his spirituality." Someone's a little motivated.
So now what is the former evangelical minister turned gay prostitute hiring, meth buying — but not using — "completely heterosexual" man going to do with his life? He and his wife are going to leave Colorado Springs and pursue master's degrees in...wait for it...psychology!
Double wow. Dude, I must salute your ability to completely astonish and dumbfound. I don't think I've ever seen a more asinine case of hypocrisy.